Dear Friends of Mine (also a Duran Duran song),
A have good news! And I have bad news! What would you like to hear first? Ahem...
The Bad News: I ran freshly out of Duran Duran jokes, so...
The Good News: ...I'll have to repeat old jokes to take the place of new ones; until newer jokes are therefore added (whenever that may be)!
Hmm! That sounded more like Bad News to me; then Good News!
Oh well--sorry for the inconvenience!